ME: How are you today?
BAR PATRON: Horny.
BAR PATRON: You asked how I was doing.
ME: (turn and walk away with horrified look on face)
BAR PATRON: (To Bar Patron 2, who is sits down beside him) She's kind of a "B"
BAR PATRON 2: That just means she likes you.
End Scene (I wish)
ALTERNATE TITLE CHOICES:
-A Comedy of Errors
-A Tale of Two Douchebags
-The Ew Testament
-Why No one Likes Fat White Men From the Suburbs (Except Other Fat White Men From the Suburbs)
-Jokes That Aren't Funny to Tell Anyone, Unless You're at The Strip Club With Your Other Fat Man Friends, and Probably Not Even Then
-Chicken Soup for the Misogynist's Soul
-How to Degrade Women and Blame it on Them
-Nancy Drew, and the Adventures of Bitches Who Don't Like Disgusting Men
-Anne of You're Lucky I'm Not Violent Gables
-She's Just Not That in to You Because She Hates You
-The Grapes of Shut the F*** Up!